Stop me if you've head this one: A pig, a malevolent toddler, a cozener, a dotard, a pathological prevaricator, a poltroon, a sniveling coward, an egomaniac, a bellyaching kvetcher, a dullard, an ignoramus, an accused rapist, a clown, a serial philanderer, a bigot, a draft dodger, a cacographer, an illiterate, a bigot, a masher, a purveyor of apocalyptic screeds, a purveyor of entirely novel grammatical constructions, and a frequent recipient of failed sphincterotomies occasioned by chronic fecal incontinence, walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bartender points to a sign over the bar and says: "You see that sign, Mr. President, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. So hit the road!"

Michael A. Rea


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"Poor kids are just as bright as white kids." - Joe Biden[whistling]

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"Locker room talk" anyone?


How is it a bar could refuse service to anyone, but a bakery attempting to do it causes meltdowns?


Because the man in question is white and straight and believes in god so its not a hate crime

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Somebody got a new thesaurus and is showing off.

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